Harvard Bound. (Just kidding).

Apparently Harvard offers several online courses that anyone can take. For free. And when you finish, you get a certificate. From Harvard. Okay, technically from HarvardX, but still. Finally that Harvard t-shirt I've been sporting, unearned, for years, could be legit!

I can't wait to be a HarvardX alum. I'm going to lord that over people like you wouldn't believe.