Remain calm and look at this giraffe.

I would like to let the people of Tucson in on a little secret.
People of Tucson,
This might come as a surprise to you.
You should know that you do not need to slow down for speed cameras.
I know.
It's pretty shocking.
A real game-changer.
You can cruise right past those cameras-
get this-
at the posted speed limit.
I'll let that process for a moment.
I don't want to rock your world too much,
but you can actually even speed past them.
Yep.
Unbelievable, I know, and yet- true.
Trust me.
Next time you're out and about,
and you encounter a speed camera,
just give it a try.
Resist the urge to slow down to 5 miles below the limit.
You don't have to sneak past them.
Just act cool.
Drive normally.
Live a little.
You might like it.

I know the people of Tucson don't read this blog but if I don't vent about this minor annoyance here I might have road rage.

Let's all just be calm.

Why don't we just look at this giraffe.
Why hello, giraffe.

You are lovely.