What is it?
Dudes! I totally forgot to tell you about this. So this past weekend my friend and I took a little journey to Willcox for some grape stomping and wine tasting at a vineyard down there. Fun was had, shenanigans ensued, blah blah blah. You know. But what I wanted to tell you was this: On the way there, we stopped at- wait for it....
THE THING? MYSTERY OF THE DESERT!
I KNOW! Can you even believe the awesomeness of that? I'm sure some of you have probably seen THE THING? but some of you probably have only seen the signs and wondered about it. And now I have beheld (beholden?) with my own eyes, THE THING?.
Anyway I'm not telling you what it is because that would ruin it, but basically it was awesome. Just kidding, it wasn't awesome. Unless you mean awesomely bad. It was that. But, you know. It was $1. Totally worth it. Almost. Pretty much. I kind of recommend it. Actually, maybe it's better if you continue driving past, never stopping but always wanting to. Then you can keep the magic alive. Because I have to say, now that I know what THE THING? is, after all these years of seeing those signs, I think maybe my world is just a little bit darker. Yeah it is. Almost definitely. It was a lot better in my mind.
Wow, that was the worst review of a tourist trap, like, ever. I did get a cool magnet. It cost approximately 300% more than actually seeing the thing, which is funny because it is also approximately 300% more rad. Math, dudes.
THE THING? MYSTERY OF THE DESERT!
I KNOW! Can you even believe the awesomeness of that? I'm sure some of you have probably seen THE THING? but some of you probably have only seen the signs and wondered about it. And now I have beheld (beholden?) with my own eyes, THE THING?.
Anyway I'm not telling you what it is because that would ruin it, but basically it was awesome. Just kidding, it wasn't awesome. Unless you mean awesomely bad. It was that. But, you know. It was $1. Totally worth it. Almost. Pretty much. I kind of recommend it. Actually, maybe it's better if you continue driving past, never stopping but always wanting to. Then you can keep the magic alive. Because I have to say, now that I know what THE THING? is, after all these years of seeing those signs, I think maybe my world is just a little bit darker. Yeah it is. Almost definitely. It was a lot better in my mind.
Wow, that was the worst review of a tourist trap, like, ever. I did get a cool magnet. It cost approximately 300% more than actually seeing the thing, which is funny because it is also approximately 300% more rad. Math, dudes.
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I can't believe The Thing was named "Worst Tourist Attraction in America." .... Well, yes I can.... Still so funny!