Quicker Chickens + BONUS!
I think I suffer from some variation of dyslexia where I substitute random incorrect words when reading. My versions are usually a lot funnier than the real ones, though...in my mind, anyway. Today I saw something that said "For Quicker Chickens" and I was all, wait, what? Quick chickens are funny and maybe cute, I don't know. But it really said "For Quicker Check-Ins" which, on further reflection, makes a lot more sense, especially since I was on an airline website at the time, but is not even remotely funny. The other day I thought the Old Navy return policy was that clothes must be uncrushed. I guess uncrushed isn't even a word. Unwashed is, though, and that's their main requirement. Sometimes the world is just so ordinary.
I think I accidentally just bought a pair of strappy gold sandals with 5 inch heels. And by accidentally I mean totally on purpose.
I also bought a plane ticket to Alaska but I won't even pretend that was an accident.
Oh, and I bought a skydiving thing because it was kind of a deal and I finally found someone who will go with me.
I am excited about all of these things. Don't you think life is way better when you have a lot of things to look forward to, like jumping out of airplanes and hooker shoes? I sure do.
Ok, well, I am bored and I saw this thing and thought it was funny so now I am doing this 30 day drawing challenge and you can all enjoy my lovely MS Paint Renderings. But I'm not going to do it every day in a row because sometimes I don't really feel like rendering things in MS Paint and I do have a life, you know. But we'll call this day 1. Self portrait. Ha. Everything is so much better in MS Paint. Hilare.
I copied this from a picture of me at a fancy wine party. I edited out the wine though, to make it appropriate for all audiences, and also because I got tired of painting and didn't feel like drawing a hand and a wine glass and all that. It's my painting, I do what I want. Please enjoy.
I think I accidentally just bought a pair of strappy gold sandals with 5 inch heels. And by accidentally I mean totally on purpose.
I also bought a plane ticket to Alaska but I won't even pretend that was an accident.
Oh, and I bought a skydiving thing because it was kind of a deal and I finally found someone who will go with me.
I am excited about all of these things. Don't you think life is way better when you have a lot of things to look forward to, like jumping out of airplanes and hooker shoes? I sure do.
Ok, well, I am bored and I saw this thing and thought it was funny so now I am doing this 30 day drawing challenge and you can all enjoy my lovely MS Paint Renderings. But I'm not going to do it every day in a row because sometimes I don't really feel like rendering things in MS Paint and I do have a life, you know. But we'll call this day 1. Self portrait. Ha. Everything is so much better in MS Paint. Hilare.
I copied this from a picture of me at a fancy wine party. I edited out the wine though, to make it appropriate for all audiences, and also because I got tired of painting and didn't feel like drawing a hand and a wine glass and all that. It's my painting, I do what I want. Please enjoy.
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