A Public Service Announcement
Um.
I found myself with a little spare time this evening, so I was cruising around the internet. I came across a video on how to thread your leg hairs.
It just so happens that I am currently sporting leg hairs that are long enough to braid. (TMI? What?) The video said it would take 10 minutes to thread your lower leg. I thought to myself, "Self, you have 10 minutes. 20 minutes, even. You have all night. Let's give this a try." So I found some thread and I watched the video and I threaded my leg hairs.
The reason they call it threading is TO THROW YOU OFF TRACK!!! Do you know what is really going on here? You are RIPPING.OUT.YOUR.LEG.HAIRS.
ONE.AT.A.TIME.
WITH.A.PIECE.OF.THREAD!
Do you understand what this feels like?
Let me tell you.
It feels like PAIN!
DO NOT ATTEMPT! DO NOT ATTEMPT! DO NOT ATTEMPT!
Below is an artist's rendering of the leg threading experiment.
I beseech you not to try this.
For realz.
I found myself with a little spare time this evening, so I was cruising around the internet. I came across a video on how to thread your leg hairs.
It just so happens that I am currently sporting leg hairs that are long enough to braid. (TMI? What?) The video said it would take 10 minutes to thread your lower leg. I thought to myself, "Self, you have 10 minutes. 20 minutes, even. You have all night. Let's give this a try." So I found some thread and I watched the video and I threaded my leg hairs.
The reason they call it threading is TO THROW YOU OFF TRACK!!! Do you know what is really going on here? You are RIPPING.OUT.YOUR.LEG.HAIRS.
ONE.AT.A.TIME.
WITH.A.PIECE.OF.THREAD!
Do you understand what this feels like?
Let me tell you.
It feels like PAIN!
DO NOT ATTEMPT! DO NOT ATTEMPT! DO NOT ATTEMPT!
Below is an artist's rendering of the leg threading experiment.
For realz.
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